Mindful Slop

MINDFUL SLOP

Time and time again, Corporate Greed leaves slopenjoyers boring themselves half to death over hours of sludge and grime Rotting Their Brains(!!!) with the FILTH and MUD, Milk of Human Kindness and Friendship is Magic of the games are good. Gaming culture has never been worse. that is the Modern Gaming stratosphere.

Do not fear!!!! A solution is here!!!! A game where you can finally swing your Sword (NEVER DONE BEFORE) to vanquish the like-minded Handsome and Intellectual individuals that are your MORTAL ENEMIES. No violence, death, sickness or otherwise included, no strings attached and happiness guaranteed!

So finish up your botany, Plant the Flowers in your Greenhouse, Study Your Spells (IMPORTANT), Stay In School and Don't Smoke, and rev up those engines for an experience all about being a RuleBreaker! Being a little bit Bad! Being RUDE, IRRESPONSIBLE, PUNCHING, KICKING AND EATING BUGS! So say the worse swear you know, open your third eye and open up this game with a Heart Pounding Fast 🎸🎸🎸🎸 out of PURE UNADULTERED Excitement. !!!!!!!!!!

A little birdy from the grapevine told me a little secret that Mister Mindful will even make a Star Appearance!! (JUST LIKE STAN LEE FROM MARVEL! WOW!) 

CONTROLS

• WASD TO MOVE
• SPACE TO JUMP
• F TO BLOCK/PARRY
• LMB TO ATTACK
• SHIFT TO DASH